Sometimes I recall my Salvia trips and it’s for like a split second I get scared I’m going to fall in, but only if I’m really high. To me the 2 seconds after you exhale the 30 second hit feels like being really stoned and then all of a sudden that shit is gone. It’s literally ripped away. I have never questioned reality more than I did in that moment. 

I’d like to go on and talk about my first Salvia trip for a moment. 

I had no idea what to expect, but Justin did explain that it would be ridiculously surreal. I underestimated.  Basically I was sitting on my mattress and I was making him play Super Bass by Queen Nicki because I had a similar psychedelic experience with that song before. Anyway, I ripped the giant ass bong and Justin took it away from me and that 30 seconds seemed to go for ages because I didn’t know what to expect. I exhaled and looked at him and for about 1 second I felt so goddamn stoned.   Then it was like reality melted and I was taken into this world of so many shades of magenta and pink. I felt like I was melting, literally. It wasn’t painful it just felt like I wasn’t made of human material. I then saw this strange line of triangular rainbow things. They were made out of what gumby is made out of! They had faces but it didn’t look like any thing in this universe, but I perceived it as faces. Then there was this thing, communicating with me. I think it was one of the triangular things because I was in the line and I was moving towards a crazy hole type thing and was afraid I wouldn’t be able to go through. I’d like to think that the thing communicating with me was Nicki Minaj in another universe. It was like I could take the synth from Super Bass and perceive at something else and it was beautiful. I was told I tripped through Super Bass two times, so 7 minutes. I was told that I laughed the entirety of it. 

When I came out of the trip though I felt so tired and cold because I had sweated a lot during it.  But I still couldn’t stop giggling and I don’t know why.  I wanted to sleep so bad though afterwords, but I felt so pleasantly aware of existence in such a way I won’t ever be able to explain it. It was very fun though. I can honestly say Salvia is pretty fun.

I really, seriously need to find new friends.  Preferably, ones that smoke pot. But even still if you don’t and you’re just a cool motherfucker that is interested in the universe I’d be okay with that. 

Well, at least I can have fond memories of Summer 2011. 

*sigh*

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